A couple wants to have s3x

.....but their 8 year old son named Jimmy is home. To get him out they give him a popsicle and tell him to sit on the porch and shout out everything that he sees while they try to pull a fast one. Jimmy starts to point everything out.

“Mailman stopped by.”

“The Andersons are getting new furniture”

“Jacob got a new bike.”

“Kevins parents are having sex.”

The dad shouts out from the bedroom, “Don't watch Kevins parents having sex?!

Jimmy replies “I'm not watching, Kevin is sitting out on the front porch with a popsicle.”