Do you have any junk in your trunk ?

I don't have a trunk (not an elephant) nor a trunk (storage container) nor an attic (most Aussie houses don't have them) nor a basement (most aussie house don't have them either). I don't have any physical assets of any value (and I don't wear boxers).

Closest I have to a trunk is a stack of storage crates for car parts, model train stuff, computer stuff, etc. that roughly each year get sorted through and stuff thrown out.