Just found out what they tested me for

I went to the clinic 2 months ago cause my cortisol issues were so bad. They said they would run some tests even though they couldn’t do much else. Just got a notification of the results for some reason.

They tested me for chlamydia. Where the fuck does it say std in low cortisol levels? When did I ever say anything that was even remotely like the symptoms of an std? What a bunch of morons.