I was busy searching for a walrus to throw at your grandma 🙄

me when my lover is asleep

This is the first time I've seen you on here today.

You’re just so pretty it’s intimidating. 🥺

I'm in the bathroom

Sorry, you said what?

It is a long story but there was another frog. 🥹

I'm probably gassed out by my dog's stanky butt... 🤢🤢🤢

Would never

Sorry, but I was working on my left-handed shadow spreadsheet plainer.

Because the d!@p3r gods told me that i would lose my stank

not any more 🤗

I got too caught up doin' the

I’m in a coma!

i didn't see you 😬