Don't you love the dentist?😂

First, they drape a crisp, waterproof paper bib over your chest, whispering sweet nothings like, "Slide down just a little bit more for me." You're trapped, helpless, and entirely at their mercy.

They push you all the way back until your head is tilted at a dangerously vulnerable angle, staring straight up into the glaring, hypnotic eye of an overhead operating light.

They finish you off with a violent blast of high-pressure water and an abrasive paste that tastes like industrial-strength peppermint, making you feel entirely exposed, thoroughly violated, and yet... weirdly polished.

🫦😂