Just got back from my eye appointment -

I have vision insurance and don't use a lot of add-ons.

The kept pushing me and I thought to myself, "what if I answered them in a rhyme a la Dr. Seus"

it would go something like this:

I do not want the frames so tame
I do not want anti-glare mon frere
I do not want them in a frame
I do not want the designer name
I do not want to look around
I only want the frames I found
I do not want the facial bling
I do not need the frames to sing
I only want to see the road
I do not need the the half-off code

I wonder if they would find it informative?