The fun part of being a diabetic

I'll be sitting there, minding my own business, when suddenly my bladder pipes up.

Bladder: Piѕs?
Me: Not right now...
Bladder: I said piѕs.
Me: Fine, in a minute.
Bladder: No! Now! PIЅS!!!
Me: All right, fine! Gimme five seconds to get to the bathroom!