I think bleach is safe to drink. This is not advice or evidence. It is my opinion.
That being said, only people who live in fear refuse to drink bleach. You're all sheep.
But that's just my opinion, though. So don't bother asking me to prove it, because all I'll do is call you a sheep. You wouldn't believe my evidence, anyway.
DISCLAIMER:
This post is in no way encouraging anyone to drink bleach. Bleach will kill you. What I'm doing with this post is demonstrating what a certain conspiracy nut sounds like. Again, DO NOT ACTUALLY DRINK BLEACH!