I just want to make something perfectly clear.
I've had the Omicron variant of COVID-19 for about a week and a half now. Do you know who I blame for me getting it, after two years of taking every precaution?
I blame the truthers.
I blame the conspiracy theorists.
I blame each and every one of you who called masks "slave muzzles".
I blame the ones who tried to say that the vaccines had microchips in them, or that they were deadlier than the disease itself.
I blame every one of you who called it a "plandemic".
And I blame those SWeeps who made fun of me for taking precautions.
Because each and every one of you was partly responsible for creating the atmosphere of paranoia and mistrust that caused people to believe some dickhead in his mom's basement with a YouTube channel over actual medical professionals.
I hope each and every one of you gets just as sick as I've been this past week.
That is all.
I blame the truthers.
I blame the conspiracy theorists.
I blame each and every one of you who called masks "slave muzzles".
I blame the ones who tried to say that the vaccines had microchips in them, or that they were deadlier than the disease itself.
I blame every one of you who called it a "plandemic".
And I blame those SWeeps who made fun of me for taking precautions.
Because each and every one of you was partly responsible for creating the atmosphere of paranoia and mistrust that caused people to believe some dickhead in his mom's basement with a YouTube channel over actual medical professionals.
I hope each and every one of you gets just as sick as I've been this past week.
That is all.