Apparently, as it turns out, I'm a scumbag piece of shit. [I Have Cancer]

Because APPARENTLY, me using humor to cope with the uncertainty and fear of having a TICKING TIME BOMB in my nipple is insensitive and insulting to OTHER people who have been through the same thing. Apparently, I am not ALLOWED to try to lighten the mood as I wait for my upcoming mastectomy with sentinel lymph node removal on May 18th. That makes me an asshole.