What the heck, brain?

I've got the flu (again) and last night I kept cold sweating and freezing so hard even the shower couldn't defrost me.
Went back to bed after the shower, kept cold sweating, and when I finally fell asleep my brain was telling me "It's good to sweat. You can sweat on all of your belongings and sell them to your desperate fans, like those gamer girls who sell their bathwater"


Somehow that actually helped me sleep. Even after I needed another shower then went back to bed 🤦‍♂