Give me a crazy ear ache remedy

Go to the doctor , get examined, and get a prescription for antibiotics. I ignored an earache which was an ear infection and ended up getting mastoiditis , the infection from the ear spread to the mastoid bone. Thank God it’s all healed up now after 10 days of taking strong antibiotics.

This works:
Fold wash cloth in half,put a layer of Vicks vapor rub on one side, fold up twice, take very warm, but not too hot water and get wash cloth wet, but don't soak it
Put a hand towel on your pillow,might want to fold up some, put the washcloth Vic's side up and lay the ear that hurts on it a few minutes.
Don't put the Vic's by itself near your ear

Even warm water can be soothing.

Put Dry white rice in a tube sock,
(the entire box) seal the end and microwave for 3 mins...lay down and put the affected ear on the sock.

Spray the shower at it with the shower head on the strongest massage setting

Hold a hot skillet while listening to heavy metal music for an hour.

Perhaps you can generalize from this eye remedy offered in the Bible:

Matthew 5:29

Put nacho cheese sauce in your ear .

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U can turn the music down could help