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Friday night and it’s gonna be colder than a witch’s titty. So what are we doing?

I’m gonna get cozy as hell in my chair to snack on some chips and dip, and play some Minecraft while the cool era of Love Island plays in the background.
PerfectionOfTheHeart
46-50, F
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DragonFruit · 70-79, M
Here's the plan:
1) Find that witch
2) Get her titty nice and warm.

😁
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saragoodtimes · F
first I'm going to put on an insulated bra then have hubby light a fire and cuddle up on the couch with a nice brandy
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NudasPriest
This is SW. There are enough of us to warm up all of the witches titties.
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SageWanderer · 70-79, M
The temperatures here is going from 60 to 30 like it saw a state trouper. Watching football and enjoying a fire.
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Bexsy
Not sure what love island is, but rest sounds good
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Bexsy
@NudasPriest I've never seen Minecraft game in person. Not sure what that is really looks like
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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Bexsy It’s the best birth control for this generation.

(It’s a reality dating show.)
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Bexsy
@PerfectionOfTheHeart didn't know they did that anymore
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Sojournersoul · M
So how cold is a witches titty?
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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Sojournersoul Per the geniuses at Reddit…

Last winter I visited my aunt in Wisconsin. While out and about my aunt mentioned it was colder than a witches tit outside. It was technically 12 degrees. The next day we were out again as she forgot the broccoli the day before. She didn't say anything about how cold it was, it was 17 degrees. I think that puts a witches tit at about 15 degrees.
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Ozymandias
Just dont look at Endermen and get a cat
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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Ozymandias Luckily I don’t play in survival anymore. But when I did, I turned around and stared at a corner quicker than those kids in the Blair Witch Project.
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WasEP · 51-55, M
He’ll, I got home from work and had to turn the thermostat up to 75 to keep the a/c from kicking on! It’s chilly this morning, but soooo nice. Enjoy your day Friend. 😊
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ZombiesAteMyArm · 41-45, M
Not that cold here and rainy as hell (and some thunder) sooooo...well, probably a movie and some edibles
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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@ZombiesAteMyArm Do you get paranoid on edibles?
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ZombiesAteMyArm · 41-45, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart Nah, but that seems to be a common thing with a lot of people, I just get....really high, sleep is better with them, too.
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Harmonium1923 · 56-60, M
Comfortably numb on expensive scotch and watching the new season of Mobland.
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NudasPriest
@Harmonium1923 Whatever Mobland is, I'd watch it for a good scotch.
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
Well you best cover those titties. 😬

Watching TV and hunkered down in the basement.
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JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
It's comfy here. Right now I'm sipping on some vodka and watching basketball. No idea what comes next
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