I’ll bet you get that a lot

I get it a lot less than I’d like to, but also probably a lot more than you’d expect.

Yeah I get a lot of things, nothing what i want.

Yeah so 🤨

Yep. From your bank account. Thanks Buddy you're the best

i actually got rejected at the pub last night because i wasn't fat 🤣...true story.

No you're the only one who's mean to me

Nope, you're the only one that tries to call me "Tiny", most others say "Huge".

Yea, I’m considering putting it on my resume under “Special Skills: Annoying people with the obvious.”

Bills? Yeah.

I don't get anything but drunk and/or high.

Not really, only from the short people.

Yeah everyone says im better than you 😌

I did, but I finally became immune to gonorrhea.

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spoken like a man who has never been married.