Should I rob a bank with a crossbow, or a Viking battle axe, aka, my mother-in-law?

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MIL

Mother-in-Law tongues - so i've been told - are more deadlier than a crossbow bolt, you may survive a bolt, but not her tongue

Mother-in-Law ... more terrifying than a crossbow