So far this summer we've had recalls on tainted lettuce and jalapeño peppers. You know what's never recalled?

Donuts 🍩

They'll still kill you but it'll take a lot longer and the ride is a lot of fun.

* inspired by the lovely pink frosted I just had with my coffee

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Chern0bylplaygr0unds

I like this logic

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

Sorry to disabuse you, yet the eggs to make donuts have been recalled for salmonella. 🤷🏻‍♂

My father was for many years a donut maker.

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Penny · 46-50, F

@DeWayfarer i don tthink the salmonella would survive the deep fryer lol

DeWayfarer · 61-69, M

@Penny would never get into the frier. It actually affects how the dough rises. It kills off the yeast.

robingoodfellow · M

@DeWayfarer not even the donuts are sacred 😞

Horace · M

Do you know why donuts are round? They had to cut off the corners for 'officer safety'.

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