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A crouton from my Chicken Caesar Wrap got stuck in my windpipe on the way home. Couldn’t breathe for a good number of seconds while driving.

All I could think was a slice of pepperoni stuffed crust wouldn’t have done me like that 🙄
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Hope you're ok.

But, ohhh was the croutons seasoned? Uhm. Stuffed crust? Cheese. Oh. My.

I'm sorry. Really hope was ok. I mean. Obviously you're here. So ok.

Cheesy stuffed crust
🥴
Captainjackass · 31-35, M
@Bexsy drink more liquids and clean up those bodies!
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Bexsy They’re all evil yet I want them so 😩
JoyfulSilence · 51-55, M
I wonder if you had slammed on the breaks would it have popped out?

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I was watching a YouTube last night about geology, and the professor spoke about cratons.

A craton is an ancient part of the Earth's continental crust which has been more or less stable since Precambrian times. Cratons whose ancient rocks are widely exposed at the surface, often with relatively subdued relief, are known as shields. If the ancient rocks are largely overlain by a cover of younger rocks then the 'hidden' craton may be referred to as a platform.

The professor said, "cratons, or what I like to call croutons, ..."

Silly professor.
That's not good. Hope you were able to get it dislodged.
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@phoenixrising A still cold fruit smoothie came the rescue.
@PerfectionOfTheHeart That's the perfect cure for everything :)
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@phoenixrising No truer words have been spoken 😌
Kiesel · 56-60, M
Omg!! You okay? 🥺
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Kiesel Yeah, I’m okay. Just glad I had a drink with me to help out. It actually scared me quite a bit. I’ve had food caught in my throat before, but never like that.
Kiesel · 56-60, M
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BillyMack · 46-50, M
😳 the nerve of that crouton.

Hope it wasn’t too scary.
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BillyMack · 46-50, M
@PerfectionOfTheHeart well it goes without saying that we’re all glad you’re ok. ☺
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@BillyMack Honestly I’m a little astounded by the response 🥹
Degbeme · 70-79, M
See! I`ve told so many people that those croutons aren`t good for you. Who the f**k wants rock hard bread.

I do hope you`re alright. 🤗
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@Degbeme My first time ever having them on there and I’ve ordered the wrap at least three times before. I would’ve remembered them. Definitely no croutons here on out.
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
I can just imagine the autopsy report...
RosaMarie · 46-50, F
Did you have time to think "I can't go out like this!"?
did someone give you the Heimlich?
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@StygianKohlrabi No. I was driving alone. That really upped the “Oh, shit” factor. I tried breathing and just couldn’t. Pulled over and could finally catch an hint of air, so that’s when I started drinking my smoothie. …it was all I had with me.

Was just a ridiculous thing to happen.
@PerfectionOfTheHeart smoothie to the rescue
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@StygianKohlrabi Said the same thing in the comments somewhere. Officially my new favorite drink.
BamPow · 51-55, M
That crouton decided to put the rough in roughage.
Keeper · M
Whipped cream has never been known to just killa man either...
PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
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PerfectionOfTheHeart · 46-50, F
@HowtoDestroyAngels Right? Damn thing woke up today and chose violence.

 
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