When i lost my virginity she said i was the best she'd ever had

NCCindy · 36-40, F

If you believe that, I can get you a great deal on this bridge in Brooklyn, NY

Bill1372 · 51-55, M

@NCCindy Thank you. If she did say that, She’s the best person he’s ever had when it comes to considering feelings. Lol

FreeSpirit1 · 51-55, F

At least she didn't say, that's not how daddy does it 🤷‍♀️

HoraceGreenley · 56-60, M

Fullmetal · 46-50, M

@FreeSpirit1 ohhhhhh, I smell something burning....

pentacorn · F

you have to preface it like, [i]two virgins walk into a bar...[/i]

@pentacorn Well said

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Mysterion619 · 22-25, M

@NativePortlander your negative comments are just making meore pleased with myself 😂😂😂😂😂

@Mysterion619 Your lies will not make you any friends here, everyone will see you as the poser you are.

Mysterion619 · 22-25, M

@NativePortlander yeah ok whatever man. Believe what you want. I dont care

exexec · 61-69, C

It took a while for me to earn that kind of praise from her.

exexec · 61-69, C

@Mysterion619 She had a lot of experience before me, so I had some competition in the "best" category.

Mysterion619 · 22-25, M

@exexec she had a few before me

Tastyfrzz · 61-69, M

And my friend said "where have you been all my life?" Never had the opportunity to do it again.