Me getting ready to leave the hospital after a weekend with your mom

Day- am!

She’s been busy!

oh 💩...looks like mom couldn't find the meat tenderizer...i think i found a hair in my schnitzel,

hope they wrote you a good prescription for that. LOL

That’s accurate

Serve you right for sticking your dic in the earth. 🙄

You’re into necrophelia? It’s usually the quiet ones.

Jokes on you, my moms Asexual!