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Guys, I hate to say this but this may be my last day here!

Just saw and urgent warning where the aliens are coming tomorrow and abducting all the sexy, good looking old people so I just wanted to say farewell. I've got to start packing.
GnomeyGee
41-45, M
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Pretzel · 70-79, M
we're going to miss you man.
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Pretzel Gonna miss you guys too!
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Ontheroad · M
So, you are Jeeves to some old lady and feel she will take you along?
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Ontheroad Gotta take what I can get!
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Ontheroad · M
@GnomeyGee for real! A free ride and a hot old lady to go with. What a deal!
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Ontheroad Exactly!!
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CurrentName · 51-55, M
Don't worry about it. You'll be fine.
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@CurrentName
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CurrentName · 51-55, M
@GnomeyGee
Now that We have danced.

Our battle resumes!!!!

Till the DEATH!

OR till the next dance, it's good either way you know? No Till The Death pressure here.
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@CurrentName Go regain your strength. You'll need it bucko!
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RebelRaven · 51-55, F
You’ll be missed! 👋
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@RebelRaven I'll send postcards!
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RebelRaven · 51-55, F
@GnomeyGee looking forward to them
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OogieBoogie · F
Pack lube, them aliens are up to all sorts of weird shit👽
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@OogieBoogie You don't know...it might 🤷‍♂🤣🤣 shit might get freaky up there! 😬
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@OogieBoogie Those are in my carryon bag.

You know...jic 😏
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SweetMae · 70-79, F
Are you planning on a return trip?
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@SweetMae I think it may be a one way trip
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SweetMae · 70-79, F
@GnomeyGee Good Luck! 🍀
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@SweetMae Hey thanks!
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hunkalove · 70-79, M
Be careful, Gnomester. If they have a cookbook titled To Serve Man, don't go!
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@hunkalove I'll keep that in mind!! Thanks for the tip!
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
I could have sworn you posted this same thing last year. And look! You`re still here 🙄
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Degbeme Ship was down due to maintenance but it's fixed now so just giving another heads up.
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Degbeme
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Captainjackass · 31-35, M
Oh then you’ll be left behind then. I’ll look down on you as they abduct me.
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Captainjackass
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Gibbon · 70-79, M
Old? You're still wet behind the ears
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Gibbon
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Gibbon · 70-79, M
@GnomeyGee
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Gibbon
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Poppies · 61-69, F
But what does that have to do with a youth like you?
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@Poppies Their definition of old is different than ours. I fit the criteria
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beermeplease · M
careful what you wish for gnomey...all that pot and you won't feel a thing 🤭
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@beermeplease They better watch out 😏
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badminton · 61-69, MVIP
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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@badminton Thats how they'll get me!
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candycane · 36-40, F
and once they probe you,you will walk like this

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GnomeyGee · 41-45, M
@candycane More than likely 😬
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