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HumanEarth · F
Me:

I have a Flamethrower on my back and holding frozen hotdogs in my hands

Then I say. "Wanna play unfreeze the wiener?"
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Matt85 · 36-40, M
id let you
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ExperienceDLT · M
Im melting 🫠 😍
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mindless · M
You have my attention 😎
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Fieldmaster · 46-50, M
For free? Then for sure. If you are charging, sorry!
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Ferric67 · M
That would work on me, I love grilled cheese
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UBotMate
Never have I been so turned on 🤔
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Foxes · F
@UBotMate I tend to have that effect.
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uncalled4 · 56-60, M
Oh don't stop.....don't stop...add lettuce..tomato....ouch, you're on my hair! Watch the hair!
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Bexsy
Oh, yes, talk cheese to me
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Bexsy
@Degbeme hey! We're nacho ordinary girls
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Bexsy Can you be any cheesier? 🙄
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StygianKohlrabi · M
@Degbeme 😱
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DunningKruger · 61-69, M
Ooh, baby. Melt that edge.
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Lostlostlost · 51-55, M
And I’d sizzle your bacon!
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Foxes · F
@Lostlostlost Heck yeah!
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StygianKohlrabi · M
good because I'm pansexual
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AngelKrish · 26-30, M
Cheese will melt only when its hot 🔥
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JRVanguard · 26-30, M
With Gouda 👀
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JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Foxes Brie mine?🥹
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Foxes · F
@JRVanguard Don't leave me provolone.
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JRVanguard · 26-30, M
@Foxes I think you gave me Gorgonzola
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JackDaniels · 46-50, M
But would you butter my buns.
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JackDaniels · 46-50, M
@Foxes might put out an eye.
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Foxes · F
@JackDaniels Let me get my safety goggles.
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JackDaniels · 46-50, M
@Foxes don’t want butter in your eye. 🤣
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basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M
My 🍆🧀?
(Eggplant Parmesan)
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Telcontar
I’ll butter your muffin 😏
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Pretzel · 70-79, M
Gwash yur purty

My attempt at witty remarks
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Degbeme · 70-79, M
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Livingwell · 61-69, M
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Mindfulness
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