You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.

@Captainjackass chipper says no

@Bexsy I keep telling you your wood chipper can’t talk to you. Those voices you hear are not real okay.

@Captainjackass lies!

@Bexsy calm down and take your pills!

@Captainjackass 😒
Fine

@Bexsy now go to bed and brush your teeth. If your good I’ll read you. Bedtime story.

@Captainjackass you'll tell of that hideous clown thingy 😒

@Bexsy

@Captainjackass everyone knows that you don't keep hearts in the freezer until after they have soaked in brine, been parboiled and sliced thin. Then they are ready for future use in sandwiches...

@goliathtree I never said she was eating them weirdo.

It took me a while to find this one! @bexsy

@Bexsy Took me a while to find this one.

@Captainjackass Noooooo

@Bexsy this is based an a sketch done by an eye witness who’s home was broken into. Later than night while her parents argued she claims she saw a gigantic clown come out from the closet and sneak out of the bedroom.