You must be a red blood cell because you take the oxygen out of my lungs and bring it right to my heart.

Yeah. I have no idea why I'm single either.

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

You talk about hearts a lot. Do I need to check your freezer?

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Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Bexsy

Took me a while to find this one.

Bexsy

@Captainjackass Noooooo

Captainjackass · 31-35, M

@Bexsy this is based an a sketch done by an eye witness who’s home was broken into. Later than night while her parents argued she claims she saw a gigantic clown come out from the closet and sneak out of the bedroom.

onrealityofdreams · M

Poetry in lotion. I love it.

basilfawlty89 · 36-40, M

I love your heart cause it's next to your boobs.
I also don't know why I'm single either.

JohnnySpot · 56-60, M

Maybe you could date a doctor.

Hinckley ·

Genius, pure genius!

TrunkZ · 56-60, M

White blood cell. That burning you're feeling isn't love 😳😳

Neoerectus · M

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