No, my pants are not open tonight 🙄
I’m at a bar right now and I swear, if any dudes try hitting on me, that’s what I am going to say. Maybe I should get myself a wedding band, just for instances like this. 😒
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Your pants may not be open at the bar but your legs will be later when you and your wife get home 😁😉