No, my pants are not open tonight 🙄

I’m at a bar right now and I swear, if any dudes try hitting on me, that’s what I am going to say. Maybe I should get myself a wedding band, just for instances like this. 😒

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Pretzel · 61-69, M

won't stop them...they probably have one in their pocket

Ducky · 31-35, F

@Pretzel Good point. 😂

MellyMel22 · F

You don’t have one 😳

Ducky · 31-35, F

@MellyMel22 I do not. 😅

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Get one. ;)

SW-User

You okay?? I thought you had a wedding band!! 😬

Ducky · 31-35, F

@SW-User No, ma’am. I should, though…

SW-User

@Ducky only if you want to though!! Not everyone wears one.

CestManan · 46-50, F

Just say they are closed on federal holidays and since Veteran's day is coming up...

FutureIdol · 31-35, M

Send the dudes to me I'm lonely and single!

Ducky · 31-35, F

@FutureIdol Damn. 😥

SW-User

Get a silicone band ring....

Ducky · 31-35, F

@SW-User Not a bad idea. 🤔

SW-User

@Ducky easy on and easy off....doesnt leave a mark on your finger. I bought some off of amazon. Easier for me to wear since my weight is up and down with meds!!

Onestarlitnight

Your pants may not be open at the bar but your legs will be later when you and your wife get home 😁😉

Ducky · 31-35, F

@Onestarlitnight Nah, I’ll be too drunk and she’ll likely be in bed by now anyway.

Zonuss · 41-45, M

Happy Halloween 🎃
Drink with caution.😊

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