No, my pants are not open tonight 🙄

I’m at a bar right now and I swear, if any dudes try hitting on me, that’s what I am going to say. Maybe I should get myself a wedding band, just for instances like this. 😒

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Pretzel · 70-79, M

won't stop them...they probably have one in their pocket

Ducky · 31-35, F

@Pretzel Good point. 😂

MellyMel22 · F

You don’t have one 😳

Ducky · 31-35, F

@MellyMel22 I do not. 😅

Degbeme · 70-79, M

Get one. ;)

HoeBag · 51-55, F

Just say they are closed on federal holidays and since Veteran's day is coming up...

SW-User

You okay?? I thought you had a wedding band!! 😬

Ducky · 31-35, F

@SW-User No, ma’am. I should, though…

SW-User

@Ducky only if you want to though!! Not everyone wears one.

SW-User

Get a silicone band ring....

Ducky · 31-35, F

@SW-User Not a bad idea. 🤔

SW-User

@Ducky easy on and easy off....doesnt leave a mark on your finger. I bought some off of amazon. Easier for me to wear since my weight is up and down with meds!!

FutureIdol · 31-35, M

Send the dudes to me I'm lonely and single!

Ducky · 31-35, F

@FutureIdol Damn. 😥

Onestarlitnight

Your pants may not be open at the bar but your legs will be later when you and your wife get home 😁😉

Ducky · 31-35, F

@Onestarlitnight Nah, I’ll be too drunk and she’ll likely be in bed by now anyway.

Zonuss · 46-50, M

Happy Halloween 🎃
Drink with caution.😊

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