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LucyFuhr · 56-60, F
Socially awkward and cheesy works for some people. Just be you Booboo.
As long as you don't offer to bear anyone's children or lick their face the first time you meet them, you should probably be ok.
P.S. If you smile the whole time you're being weird maybe they'll think you're actually joking ;)
As long as you don't offer to bear anyone's children or lick their face the first time you meet them, you should probably be ok.
P.S. If you smile the whole time you're being weird maybe they'll think you're actually joking ;)
GeniUs · 56-60, M
Did it hurt? What? When you fell from Heaven.
Do you like jewels? Lookin my trousers you'll find a real gem.
Hear about the 2 ton polar bear? No. It's just an ice breaker.
Never use those myself but was accused of this as a line when it wasn't:
You're a much better looking girl than I'd usually pull but I've got to leave now (it was actually on a dating website and my subscription was up that day).
Do you like jewels? Lookin my trousers you'll find a real gem.
Hear about the 2 ton polar bear? No. It's just an ice breaker.
Never use those myself but was accused of this as a line when it wasn't:
You're a much better looking girl than I'd usually pull but I've got to leave now (it was actually on a dating website and my subscription was up that day).
StanleyxKatsura · 26-30, M
I'm not good at thinking these things up on the spot, but most of the time it makes me cringe after I say them :L
GeniUs · 56-60, M
go on then give us your worst?
StanleyxKatsura · 26-30, M
That polar bear one is amazing omg