I Want To Know What Your Flirting Style Is

I'm so socially awkward when it comes to relationships and flirting unless I'm intoxicated, so I usually end up saying cheesy upfront flirty lines followed by an apology for trying to be smooth and an awkward silence :')

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GeniUs · 56-60, M

Did it hurt? What? When you fell from Heaven.
Do you like jewels? Lookin my trousers you'll find a real gem.
Hear about the 2 ton polar bear? No. It's just an ice breaker.

Never use those myself but was accused of this as a line when it wasn't:

You're a much better looking girl than I'd usually pull but I've got to leave now (it was actually on a dating website and my subscription was up that day).