What's the worst thing you could do during a first kiss ?

Puke

Tell her to sit down as the football is about to start

Burp.

Fart

@Nimbus 🤔when it over she tells you that she is has a confession to make she is a manchester united fan 🤢

You really stirred it up with this one.

Let your dentures drop on their tongue

Say "Ewww,gross"

vomit

Shit

Get your phone out and film the experience. Then shout 'prank' whilst a bunch of idiots gurn at the camera and dance around hoping to get meme-famous.

I didn't do any of the things mentioned, but my date (future wife) wrote in her diary that my first kiss with her was awful.

start biting off the flesh on their face and eating it

Insert a finger in her bottom

@Muthafukajones one secondhave stank breath

Have orgasm.

sneeze

Text/call my wife.

Just about any bodily function really

Make monkey noises while kissing

Sneeze