I wish I could kiss my tarantula

@deadteddy I'm hoping it is.
If I have a female she will live 20 years. But it will also mean it's a gay kiss.
If it's a male he only live 5😭

@Patriot96 They have irritating hairs they flick. Like a porcupine

@Patriot96 chicken lips taste good

@SW-User Why isn't he on SW? Actually nevermind, he might get the hots for mine.

@Juvia I hate to say it, but I think he is (or was) here. I joined SW a few years after that other experience, having forgotten about it, and instantly was accosted by a nutcase who had the same name as the tarantula lover on the other site. He claimed to be a famous person too and got a bit weird with me, talking about fate, destiny, soul mates and all of that. Finally, I gave up and blocked him when he made jokes re. violence against women. 🙄

@SW-User Oh no😂I spoke too soon

@Iwantyourhotwife He was rubbing his butt against the floor of his cup. I guess it's grooming. I like spider booty a lot more than I thought. Looked like he was twerking.

@Juvia ,_,
Y is u skeering me gurl

Ur not allowed to like spider booty v_v
Das cray

@Iwantyourhotwife I never knew I would like spider booty. But it's just too delicious looking and plump to ignore anymore.

@AnonymousJSS New babi I got yesterday🥺

@deadgerbil Lookie mister gerbil
I got my new baby yesterday, went to pick him up at the post office. Just a babi, flicked their booty hairs at me so much
Lookie those cute eyeballs
Also that floof

@Juvia breathe in the hairs

@deadgerbil Keep your masochism to urself

@Juvia [quote]jumping spiders[/quote]

I wanted to die inside at the “jumping” 🤣

@iamonfire696 but they're so cute😭
Whiskers is cute but I saw his little fangs yesterday and yikes

@Juvia cute and spiders don’t belong in the same sentence for me 😭😭😭