Pretzel · 70-79, M
sounds like way too much to remember
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Teslin · M
🤣 it's ok to sigh ?? I guess that's what I am doing wrong!!
th3r0n · 41-45, M
Is that permission? I'll be on the way to visit and give it a try haha
FreddieUK · 70-79, M
I see this was posted in 2022. Sometimes re-runs are worth watching. 😄
ArtieKat · M
Hilarious, Emily!
friendlykinkster · 56-60, M
I am out of Listerated Pepsin Gum. CRAAAAAAP!!!
72andy · 51-55, M
How would you modify it now Emily
Cinderellagirl · F
So romantic till the gum part
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SomeMichGuy · M
And then you see it's about GUM...
Persephonee · 26-30, F
I both detest the implicit sexism but also long for an age when adverts were written like this.

SW-User
Does it also work for girls kissing girls
even with the gum?
even with the gum?
Amberswallows · 22-25, F
that is hilarous
vetguy1991 · 51-55, M
Wondef if it worked
plasticpants02 · 70-79, M
Lol
Dshhh · M
where can I get this GUM
Mooed78 · F
🤣
exexec · 70-79, C
I tried to follow the instructions, but the brazen hussy forced me to kiss her before I was prepared. No wonder she wrote in her diary that it was "awful."
Mellowgirl · 31-35, F
Flipping heck
StygianKohlrabi · M
How to kiss a girl in 2024:
1) if you are you a CIS male go to step 2
2)don't do it!!!
1) if you are you a CIS male go to step 2
2)don't do it!!!