Instructions how to kiss a girl in 1911

I both detest the implicit sexism but also long for an age when adverts were written like this.

Does it also work for girls kissing girls
even with the gum?

I tried to follow the instructions, but the brazen hussy forced me to kiss her before I was prepared. No wonder she wrote in her diary that it was "awful."

sounds like way too much to remember

Wondef if it worked

where can I get this GUM

that is hilarous

Flipping heck

Lol

🤣

How to kiss a girl in 2024:
1) if you are you a CIS male go to step 2
2)don't do it!!!