Have you ever dated someone named Monica?

Not dated, but hung out sometimes with someone named Monica. She was a party girl for sure.

She bites!

I admit I've had crushes on other females when I was a schoolboy, but none named Monica.

And the closest thing to a date I ever had was when I saw someone I had a crush on at a backyard party I was attending back in the summer of '04.

We sat in an open field and talked a while as we stargazed then she went her way, I went mine and that was that.

To meet nevermore.

I did. She always used to tell jokes and i would say ""ha monica". She ditched me after a week.

Har Monika?

... and did she cause harm?

Nope