would anyone date me lol??

oh gawd - I love catfish - can I give you my social security number and my mother's maiden name?

I would

No. MAGA = Dealbreaker.

Yes i would, but would you date me an 80 year old passionate Dom who is also MAGA from the US??

yes me

You sound dreamy. I'm a heavily medicated bald dude with no libido and the emotions of a waffle. Hook me up 👏

Well let's see here.

I've dated schoolmates the were prostitutes, I've dated drug addicts, I've dated a foreigner that barely spoke English. I lived with a murderer as well as multiple women some that have knifed others as well a few that had kids. I've dated a woman with multiple personality disorder...

Thinking, thinking, thinking...

Sorry no! 🤣

Finely a honest catfish - i can respect that

At least you're honest

Do You Love Me?

I wouldn't date you. I wouldn't be able to afford your lifestyle

my tits are fake btw

big from my pregnancy & getting tit jobs bc im worthless

nothing about me is natural

Depends on how you look naked. Lol

Another new kink I never heard of? What is this? Am I being Punked?

Categorically no.

That would be a solid NO

Only if you take hot steamy goopy diarrhea shits that sizzle in the toilet water and turn to rock as if it were lava.

No

Yup