He told me how he wanted to bang his friend's mum who was at the same bar as us

Her husband showed up.

Being stood up, ranks up there

Oh, date with a boy who was a bit of a player. I was at the bar, standing and talking to one of my girlies when he came in...

..she saw him, told me that she saw him doing a mutual friend...then he came over and she went....and I slapped him, like, really hard sweetie.

Upped and left.

😘

I was stood up, and she and her friends laughed about it the next day. This happened a few times. 🤷‍♂

Threesome

Her dad drug me out of my car

Falling in love.

She drank a lot at the first bar, then suggested a second bar across town and got completely drunk there. I tried to give her a ride home or get her a taxi, she flipped out and said i was trying to get alone to rape her. I put her out of my truck to have her go back inside and she bolted to her car. I received a call the next day obviously on speaker phone asking why i let her drive, when i repeated what she had said there was a sudden disconnect.

When I bit into it, turned out it was a prune. 😐

Guy’s family owned/ran a funeral home. Didn’t have a problem with that but he spent the latter part of dinner telling me what kind of makeup techniques he would use on me if I died. 😒

Got caught by my girlfriend

She told me she did a train with twenty one guys.The week before..... and then when she said that, I had a hundred percent chance of getting laid that night, I said, that's okay, I'll pass.

A double date with a girl who only wanted to get drunk. My wife was raped anally while having consensual sex.

Came in my pants before anything happened.

the next morning when i woke up and had to check her mail to find out her name....i really messed that one up because i actually really liked her....big fail on my part and i own up to it....that was a long time ago, though

Worst date I ever had was with a woman who spent the first hour telling me how completely over her ex she was.

I showed up. BIG MISTAKE

Shit my fucking shit! Jk

He shut his hand in the car door and whined about it all night

They brought a friend along to judge me.

i kicked his ass over my hand rail on porch,he hit and ran

She spends to much time on her phone.

Her anger was scary even though it wasn't directed at me. I guess that was it but it made me not want her at all anymore. We even went to her place, she spilled hot wax on her thigh, then took her pants off & had me feel it to see if it felt like she was burned. It was hot obviously. But I still couldn't make a move I was too turned off by her as a person lol

There’s some additional context missing buttttttt
We were going on a funny spooky tour at night through a city and I thought she was going to jump out and scare me(the guy hosting it said something cheeky about her being gone that I thought was hinting to it) so I kept waiting for it until the tour was over and turns out she left halfway through

Can't get past a fairly recent one. It was smelly 😭 lmao and that's not even the entire context

Girl claimed to be from a different planet. I took her to my home (right, I knew it was probably a mistake), she pulled her pants off and screamed out “where’s that rubber? You got me ready to fuck.” Her belly flopped out and hung over her thighs. I found the rubber, it broke inside her, pussy was dry and smelly, I left the rubber up in her and announced I had to go visit my grandmother soon, took her back to her place. Went home and jacked off looking at a Hustler magazine.

nothing

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