I don't date my own race anymore, but the only women that ever message me are white ones.

Wife. 😬

I’m married to someone else.

Country music/nascar enthusiast.

He shaves his legs.

she used to be a man

She had two blackheads in her ear.

Men who are bald and men who have the same name as a close family member of mine

Keeps calling Angela Lansbury a hottie, takes out his teeth then falls asleep at 8 while watching Murder She Wrote. 😒

Her laugh

My wife would object

If he has the same name as my ex. Sorry dude. He's gonna be a liar.

Some my biggies

Has a warrant out for their arrest

Doesn’t flush toilets

Licks their fingers then touches shared surfaces

Uses air fresheners as deodorant

Leaves dishes in the sink instead stacking or washing them

Eats loudly or smacks while chewing

Sorry not sorry, but when they have kids/young kids…

They don’t have a source of income.

Open mouth gum chewing.

If they chew with their mouth open. Like that irritating smacking shit

Lack of self care and hygiene, like not taking a shower/bath, not trimming nails, not brushing and flossing their teeth etc. Although I think that’s not petty 🤔.

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The language they use in a normal conversation. Emotional reactions to situations I don’t consider appropriate.

Don’t know if that’s petty, but it’s real.

I don’t mind if they don’t care for sci-fi, but referring to it as a pointless waste of time makes them a pointless waste of a human form to me 🤷‍♂

they dont like peppermint