I can be anything you want:

That would indeed be awkward given my age!

I was honestly expecting that to finish with "but don't expect me to be all three at the same time"

Works for me. You're closer to my granddaughter than my mother

A friend and lover sounds sublime🤝

Works for me! 😆

Perfectly clear

I often have people wanting me to be their daddy lol

That just makes me want to ask it more. How's that for a retort? 😜

I definitely DO NOT need another mommy!!

90% of the dudes on here would be disappointed now haha

Yuck don't need a mommy.

Hmmmmmm