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Welcome to Catfish!

Catfish is the all new, SW dating app where you can find your dream partner.

Are you looking to flirt with a creepy old man with issues who pretends to be a European female aged 22-25? Then Catfish (tm) is the app for you.

Learn about exotic foreign cultures by actually reading copy and paste Wikipedia articles. Learn about travel and Czech Republic's political system from someone who has never left their mother's basement.

Meet a tall power house blonde who is not at all someone acting out a projected power fantasy

Enjoy our latest feature of sugar mummies. Because you know, it must be legit, if it's an older woman

This app will rival Tinder and Bumble. What do you think SW?
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Elessar · 31-35, M
Are you telling me that the 22-25 girl that chases me around the site to lecture me about Trump, and who's angry at me because I call her "Vladimir" ever since she told me she LOVES Putin could actually be a man?
helenS · 36-40, F
@Elessar Always been like that. 😐
Elessar · 31-35, M
@helenS Look better at the profile pic / name 🙈
helenS · 36-40, F
@Elessar Oh, "Joey"! 🤣
Beautyinbroken · 36-40, F
I'm dead 🤣🤣
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
I'm actually a 20 yo female posing as a 50 yo man looking for a 20 yo girl
helenS · 36-40, F
@JohnnyNoir In one of my first posts, here on SW, I pretended to be a 60 yo man who pretended to be a sexy young girl with big boobs. Some users didn't get the joke and their replies weren't exactly pleasant, so I deleted my post.
JohnnyNoir · 61-69, M
@helenS Years ago I pretended to be a 20 something woman on old sex chat forums. The guys there were brutal. Little wonder we get a bad reputation
deadgerbil · 26-30, M
I'm creaming my pants at the thought. Where do I sign up
helenS · 36-40, F
Bad experiences? 😏
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
@helenS No lolz.
Fa8393 · 41-45, M
Matter of fact this website is not a dating app , I would suggest people not to use it for that reason . I can understand why some would desperate for love .
badminton · 61-69, MVIP
I'm not really a man in his mid-60's. I"m really a hot, busty 19 year-old nympho girl who likes to talk to older men about spanking, step-moms and all kinds of kinky stuff. Giggle.
Rudboy41 · 41-45, M
Yes, thanks to Catfish (tm), i can now fulfill all my daily ego-affirming attention needs, vicariously from just one app!


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TrashCat · M
@swimfan Video please 🤣
Sweet Baby Jesus, please don't give us an ad for that!!!
KingofBones1 · 46-50, M
That about sums it up. Like that old dating show lowered expectations. Be prepared to be catfished
dubkebab · 56-60, M
I keep telling 'em of my culinary zest and that my criminal past is but a dimly recalled footnote on my otherwise impressive biography and still no action in my inbox ! ahem.
This is exactly the sort of forward-thinking renaissance vision that will make this site great again.
Convivial · 26-30, F
Can't wait, sign me up🤣
Lol…… think I’ll just stick with watching the TV show but your offer is tough to pass up.
Sounds cool! Can you invite me? 😂
As0if · 26-30, F
I never knew this was a dating app 🥲
TrashCat · M
Where do I signup?
SW-User
That got a little personal eh?? Lol
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
@SW-User Nah. I just like trolling trolls.
SW-User
@Burnley123 have fun!
longhairedcougar · 51-55, F
ROFL 😅🤣
SirLirkALot · 46-50, M
how's it different than other dating apps?
Fukfacewillie · 56-60, M
There’s definitely been an uptick.
the (tm) sent me off the edge
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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
You’re really crushing these lonely men’s dreams and I am here for it.

Don’t forget about that lawyer from the southern state that gives incorrect legal advice and makes “her” pictures look like cartoons 🙃😂.
HumanEarth · F
Hey you forgot about hairy chested woman with the big "TOE" problem
Burnley123 · 41-45, M
@iamonfire696 Ironically I've been an accidental catfish myself. I don't actually look like the lead singer of Depeche Mode
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
@Burnley123 🤯 no way 🤣. I think if people can’t discern that then it’s on them lol.
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