Welcome to Catfish!

Catfish is the all new, SW dating app where you can find your dream partner.

Are you looking to flirt with a creepy old man with issues who pretends to be a European female aged 22-25? Then Catfish (tm) is the app for you.

Learn about exotic foreign cultures by actually reading copy and paste Wikipedia articles. Learn about travel and Czech Republic's political system from someone who has never left their mother's basement.

Meet a tall power house blonde who is not at all someone acting out a projected power fantasy

Enjoy our latest feature of sugar mummies. Because you know, it must be legit, if it's an older woman

This app will rival Tinder and Bumble. What do you think SW?

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iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

You’re really crushing these lonely men’s dreams and I am here for it.

Don’t forget about that lawyer from the southern state that gives incorrect legal advice and makes “her” pictures look like cartoons 🙃😂.

HumanEarth · F

Hey you forgot about hairy chested woman with the big "TOE" problem

Burnley123 · 41-45, M

@iamonfire696 Ironically I've been an accidental catfish myself. I don't actually look like the lead singer of Depeche Mode

iamonfire696 · 41-45, F

@Burnley123 🤯 no way 🤣. I think if people can’t discern that then it’s on them lol.