a guy i went on one date with asked me for a second date while dropping me back home. i wanted to be honest yet kind, so i politely declined. he seemed a little distraught, but what took place next i did not predict. i opened the car door, stepped out, and he took his foot off the gas pedal and let the car roll backwards on the hill we were parked on and i became trapped between the door and an electric pole. i don't know how i did it, but i pushed the door hard, slipped out and ran inside my house and started crying because it had scared me. i didn't lock the door behind me when i went in and he followed me in! i started yelling at him to get out, and then my dad came and kicked his ass out. i saw his face when the car rolled back, he meant to do it.

He turned up in a bright yellow shirt and scarf...he looked like big bird off sesame street i bolted pretended my house was on fire 😏

He wasn't my type. We ordered pasta and he wanted us to share it. One plate 2 forks. I said no so I asked for 2 more plates. Such a turn off.

He asked me out. End of date. He asked me to pay, as he didn't have change,said will pay me back. I said no issues, it wasn't a high bill anyway, but he insisted he'd pay me as soon as we leave and get some change. We left, he never paid me back lol 😂

Just say you can't pay. Your balls won't fall off.😂😂

P. S. he was also awfully boring.

He moaned when we were kissing, like 2 seconds in and it made me laugh because it was just too much too early.
He also said he was willing to pay for my hair, nails, clothes and everything I wanted and I was like "that's sweet but I'm good thanks" because I wasn't signing up to be a sugar baby. His response was "no, I have to"

I think he thought that was attractive but it just seemed like he was trying to flex with nothing but his money.

I don’t even make it that far. We talk it up then they always start acting weird and clingy. The last guy kept telling me I was too cute for him, acting jealous and he didn’t seem to care I was having kind of a major health issue on the day we were supposed to hang. So I said forget it.

I just wanna be alone. At least the disappointment levels out.

😬 probably one where he planned a date to go to hike/park area, but he didn’t realize you had to pay for it and couldn’t afford the 4 dollars a ticket because he said he only had 16 dollars in his bank account. It was just extremely awkward 💀

"It's Just Lunch."

An online app to make a lunch date. My daughter talked me into it.

It wasn't "Just Lunch". It was Just Torture.

I should've taken copious notes, because he was the Missing Link.

May he remain missing.

i asked this chick out once. and when we went out to dinner she proceeded to tell me non stop about the endless list of medical problems and a psycho ex bf...

me :😑

It’s between the one who wouldn’t stop talking about football (I don’t care about any sport at all) and the one who said men can’t be raped. I actually fell out of his lifted truck at that comment, during an attempt to dramatically end the date.

The date was fine but a couple of days later I came down with terrible food poisoning which I put down to the oysters (high-risk food) we had at the restaurant. 😱🤢🤮💩💩💩😢

I’ve never really dated many…

Maybe I have all this to come 🙈 I haven’t put myself out there.

He told me he saw the stars in my eyes. No you don't, stop lying! 😂

Actually, it wasn’t a romantic date, but a lunch date with a potential new friend. She only responded with “yes,” and “no” answers, and never initiated the conversation at all. I had to keep thinking up things to say, or else sit there in silence. It was horribly awkward. She did not become my friend.

It was a biind date and he turned out to be old an ex. ☹

Separate times but we were having fun and he kept telling me to finish my meal and sleep early (I really wanted to stay out the entire night with him lol) cuz my exams were near (its ok to say it once and it got annoying as felt like im with my mom) would keep asking my friends if there's something im keeping from him to not hurt him (?) as at that time i used to have extreme mood swings unlike him bc he was super positive and kept discussing the "power of faith" (i was atheist at that time so it got on my nerves) and there were some things he did for me which made me uncomfortable as i had low self esteem so i used to get mad at him;tbh he was different from all the guys ive met as he never made s#x the end goal and was so romantic lol but I think I was going through too many things to be with him then, in case it seems im trying to make him seem bad lol

I will not call it a date exactly. A guy invites me for lunch, then wants me to pay, and then we argue back and forth. Finally I agree to order for food on my phone. He then says "no no now I don't feel like eating after all this". I had my period that day and was physically weak. I had taken a cab all the way to the other end of town to meet him and this was how he treated me. So I told him I'm leaving and I took a cab back home. He had the audacity to offer to drop me back and said he'd stop on the way and buy something to eat for himself. What was I to do? Sit and watch like a clown? Worst day of 2020. Instead I could have stayed at home, ordered a nice meal and hogged away in front of the tele

I hooked up with a guy when I was staying in a hotel.When we got up to my hotel room and he was undressed he did not measure up in the way he had told me he did as in having a big cock.It was average at best.I literally threw him out of the room and tossed his clothes out after him.

It was a blind date to help out a fraternity brother. Another guy and I took the brother's sister and her friend to a fraternity party. All she wanted to do was get drunk, and I didn't drink. I barely saw her at the party as she stayed in the bar. Afterward, the other guy suggested we stop for something to eat. We went into the restaurant and he went outside and passed out in my car. I was stuck with two drunk girls. I got them fed and took them home. I left my drunk fraternity brother passed out in my car all night. I never had another blind date.

When on line he sent me a photo of someone else some handsome guy, and turned out not to be him. I turned around and left. Like what the hell was he thinking

haven’t really been on a bad date

I'm just signing up 👀🍿

I think it was the date where the girl I was seeing told me she had cheated on me earlier in the week with my roommate. That was a fun date.

They've all been amazing

Never been on any.

I've never really dated ...i hooked up with friends * shrugs*

My favorite experience is meeting a woman at an ice cream place only to find out she has an insulin pump.

I was nice and sat through it, but wanted to leave every second of it.

I don't really remember any of the good ones so they're probably all bad.

I got catfished.. It was a dude 🙂

I ate shrimp, I didn't know I was allergic, my eyelids swelled together.

He told me I was hairy

It was like a flat pepsi

It was in Dubai at this Filipino restaurant. The chicken was bad and spent most of the time shitting out my lower intestines