Why does every woman I date either smell like they're frying fish or baking bread?

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Baking bread? Is that a Dutch oven joke?

because you haven't met yet the chicken in oven with potatoes, oregano and coriander

Where are you looking?

They are either a mermaid 🧜‍♀️ or bread

Stop dating skanks from the local dive bar

Sounds like bacterial vaginosis and a yeast infection

Because they all have yeast infections