This isn’t my first rodeo

here you go, pal

I can tell! Your rodeo clown makeup is pretty spot on! 🤡

And yet, here you are… still struggling with the basics.

Oh I remember you, you are one of the few chicken riding experts around

i thought you had to be 1.4 meters to ride 🤔

Explains the fake boots and plastic rope.....

*Ties you up in a chair and feeds you cupcakes*

Well it should've been because your performance is embarrassing