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theexciting1 · M
When I just got out of college and I was just 21… I was working construction on a fish hatchery. At night we went to a destination resort in Oregon named Kahneeta Hot Springs. When I was in the parking lot and when I saw hot women, I simply said— “do you want to have a party?” It worked every time with both single and married women.
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@theexciting1 wait, so you graduated from college and started working construction? hmmm....
@Isthisit ugh. I’ve had that one too. So cringe.
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@DarkHeaven lol
Freeranger · M
Where I came from, we never needed that line.
In my world, we were all farm kids on the rural road I lived on. In Winter, we guys would hike way down in to the woods and find a place among the trees, then kick the deep snow back with our boots, then going out in among the trees, find dead wood that burned well, bringing it back and stacking it on top of the snow.
Our friends would follow our tracks down in to the woods where, we would have the fire going. Everyone brought a rack of beer which a snowbank kept cold. We'd all stand there under the pine bows talking with each other, but able to look up into the heavens and see the bright diamonds in the night sky. It was [i]the[/i] best......
Everyone was cool, welcomed and, quite frankly, there's nothing like a pretty farm girl in block plaid, jeans, and snow boots....I'll take that every day.
In my world, we were all farm kids on the rural road I lived on. In Winter, we guys would hike way down in to the woods and find a place among the trees, then kick the deep snow back with our boots, then going out in among the trees, find dead wood that burned well, bringing it back and stacking it on top of the snow.
Our friends would follow our tracks down in to the woods where, we would have the fire going. Everyone brought a rack of beer which a snowbank kept cold. We'd all stand there under the pine bows talking with each other, but able to look up into the heavens and see the bright diamonds in the night sky. It was [i]the[/i] best......
Everyone was cool, welcomed and, quite frankly, there's nothing like a pretty farm girl in block plaid, jeans, and snow boots....I'll take that every day.
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@DarkHeaven lol, not bad ;)
@SW-User it was bad at the time, trust me. lol
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@DarkHeaven lol
MissyChrissy · 18-21, F
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@DarkHeaven 🙄lol
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@DarkHeaven lol that one made me laugh
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@TheOneyouwerewarnedabout lol, yeah thats a bad one for sure
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@JustEd lol, that one made me laugh, but if i have had someone say that to me irl i would die
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
My favorite out of town pick up like is “if this sounds offensive just chalk it up to me being from NY but (compliment )”
Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see! *quadruple sigh*
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@DarkHeaven 🙄 lol
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
I could probably be successful in about 7-10% of pick up situations using that booger line .
lisalynn · 46-50, F
Have you swallowed magnets? You are really attractive.
JustEd · 41-45, M
I can tie a balloon knot with my tongue.
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@JustEd can we see proof of said feat
checkoutanytime · M
Can i have your picture, so my grandma knows what i wanna eat?
Highskirt · 56-60, M
Can i have your number as ive lost mine
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This is all I got
Lol
ImperialAerosolKidFromEP · 46-50, M
I don't see how anyone can beat one by Logan 5: "you're beautiful. Let's have sex"
iamonfire696 · 41-45, F
This one was cheesy when a guy used it on me.
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me
Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me
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@empanadas 🙄lol
empanadas · 31-35, M
Ay girl, I'm homeless can your pussy be my shelter
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@SW-User this one is specific for SW lol
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@theexciting1 glad u had fun
AthrillatheHunt · 51-55, M
@theexciting1 dude that’s a flex (and a damn good one at that), not a pick up line .
Unless the flex IS the pick up line .
Unless the flex IS the pick up line .