Worst pick up lines, lets hear 'em

Are you a loan? cos youve got my interest

Where I came from, we never needed that line.
In my world, we were all farm kids on the rural road I lived on. In Winter, we guys would hike way down in to the woods and find a place among the trees, then kick the deep snow back with our boots, then going out in among the trees, find dead wood that burned well, bringing it back and stacking it on top of the snow.
Our friends would follow our tracks down in to the woods where, we would have the fire going. Everyone brought a rack of beer which a snowbank kept cold. We'd all stand there under the pine bows talking with each other, but able to look up into the heavens and see the bright diamonds in the night sky. It was the best......
Everyone was cool, welcomed and, quite frankly, there's nothing like a pretty farm girl in block plaid, jeans, and snow boots....I'll take that every day.

I couldn’t help noticing that you look a lot like my next girlfriend. *double sigh*

hay baybay..

ever been to India?
well get this in to ya....

When I just got out of college and I was just 21… I was working construction on a fish hatchery. At night we went to a destination resort in Oregon named Kahneeta Hot Springs. When I was in the parking lot and when I saw hot women, I simply said— “do you want to have a party?” It worked every time with both single and married women.

My favorite out of town pick up like is “if this sounds offensive just chalk it up to me being from NY but (compliment )”

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants. *triple sigh*

Hey girl, are you a beaver? ‘Cause damn! *sigh*

Can i have your number as ive lost mine

Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only 10 I see! *quadruple sigh*

Ay girl, I heard you want a stud, well I got the STD so all I need is U!

This is all I got
Lol

I could probably be successful in about 7-10% of pick up situations using that booger line .

I went to my doctor and he told me I have a serious deficiency of Vitamin U! *all the rest of the sighs in the lesbian universe*

Smell my finger… that could be you.

Can i have your picture, so my grandma knows what i wanna eat?

In Germany balls are called eggs, so:

How could your Daddy create such a delicious cake with just two eggs...?

Have you swallowed magnets? You are really attractive.

I can tie a balloon knot with my tongue.

I don't see how anyone can beat one by Logan 5: "you're beautiful. Let's have sex"

This one was cheesy when a guy used it on me.

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me

Ay girl, I love eating fish

Ay girl, I'm homeless can your pussy be my shelter