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AuRevoir · 36-40, M
I like to yell a lot, I do it quietly as possible, I call that yel-low..
I went to the Taco Bell spot, I order without a menu for the impossible, I request that Jello…
I slept in the parking lot, only to be awoken by a strange fellow…
His accent threw my guard off, he started to cough, asked me if I believed in the rain man, and then slapped me in the face before he ran, I’m too tired today, so I let him get away, and all I can remember about his teeth, is that they weren’t shiny or beat, and all that I saw was that yellow.. duck it I’m going back to sleep, where the fuck did I put that pillow?
I went to the Taco Bell spot, I order without a menu for the impossible, I request that Jello…
I slept in the parking lot, only to be awoken by a strange fellow…
His accent threw my guard off, he started to cough, asked me if I believed in the rain man, and then slapped me in the face before he ran, I’m too tired today, so I let him get away, and all I can remember about his teeth, is that they weren’t shiny or beat, and all that I saw was that yellow.. duck it I’m going back to sleep, where the fuck did I put that pillow?
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I don't like rap
Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@SW-User ._.
Why are you telling me that?
Why are you telling me that?
SW-User
@Iwantyourhotwife I listen to Taylor Swift.
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Iwantyourhotwife · 22-25
@LordShadowfire straight 10
Any icebreaker an initial comment is always a heat starter 😌
Plus it's good
Any icebreaker an initial comment is always a heat starter 😌
Plus it's good