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I Love Vampires

You know the worst part of being a vampire? Not only can't you see in the mirror to put on your makeup. But you can't turn around and look to see if your butt looks too big in this outfit.
Phoebe1990 · 31-35, F
The other downside of eternal living is having to deal with hundreds of years worth of assholes. Sometimes I just think bring on the garlic already!
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
I could tell you if your butt is big :-) it sure damn looks good from where i am at ;)
helensusanswift · 31-35, F
That is so true! Unfortunately, I don't have to check - it does look too big! :-(
Impossible. The more the merrier -- or so it makes me!
helensusanswift · 31-35, F
@Alfred22 In that case you would be very merry!
Phoebe1990 · 31-35, F
I always try to leave a neat and tidy crime scene. It's the damn messy vampires who give us all a bad name.
dondon · M
*Throws garlic bread at you*
Jennagurl · 46-50, T
No reflection. The one drawback.
WoodyAq · M
Hence the cape...
Isn't it daylight shouldn't you vampire folk be like asleep in a coffin or something like that
Phoebe1990 · 31-35, F
@ExperienceDLT Las Vegas is a 24 hour town even for vampires.
@Phoebe1990 oh ok fair enough just don't gamble away your blood supply 😉
LILREBELDOM69VAMP69 · 46-50, M
LoL. Kisses ur neck from behind with my tongue ring
TommyBoy · 31-35, M
The struggle is real.
LondonCowboy · 51-55, M
🧛‍♀️ 😎😘

 
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