Sometimes I wish I had real friends

They always call or message, “I’ve missed you bro” “we need to hangout sometime” “we need to go hiking/fishing/camping” “ what days are you off this week?” Etc. Etc. But they never show. When I used to work on cars I’d see them regularly 🙄 Thank god for my wife and kids or else I’d be completely alone. Enough serious talk, let’s go back to discussing sex, boobs and butt holes.