Ahmma Powit and Don't NowitThe Tiny Vampire by LadyGrace There once was a mosquito named Lou, Who jumped me as I left the Zoo He’d buzz by my ear, Like, “Dinner is here!” Then vanished the second I flew! At 2 a.m. sharp he’d arrive, The loudest small thing still alive. He'd... See More »
Just like the real worldWe are sure all our troubles showing up here come from ungrateful degeneracy and personal inadequacy. Probably too stupid too. Whereas success always derives from selfless devotion to the true and highest good and devotion to a superior intelligence... See More »
All people in the US that have European accents are in fact vampires.Not Mexicans. Just the Brits, Eastern Europeans and those Mediterranean gays.
