Of the Christians on this site, how many of y'all believe that Noah's Ark and the Worldwide flood were historic events vs metaphorical/exaggerated?

Poll - Total Votes: 8

It's a 100% historical fact

It has elements of truth but it was more allegorical

It was 100% made up

You can only vote on one answer.

I mean, the science from several different fields precludes a global flood ever having happened but i don't expect the general public to be very familiar with that so i'm just interested to hear what folks believe.

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froggtongue · M

That's rich coming from someone was lives in a pokéball most their life. 😝 That's how we know all it's real. Because how else did we get pokéballs if not for Yahweh's hand? 🫴⚾

Pikachu

@froggtongue

lmao just TRY putting me in a pokeball!

froggtongue · M

@Pikachu How many insects can fit into a single pokéball? it doesn't save space if it's only one per one.

Pikachu

@froggtongue

Good question. I'm not sure if we have a case of more than one pokemon in a pokeball

froggtongue · M

@Pikachu Yahweh surely left instructions for that in his holy script. It wouldn't make sense if he left it out.

Pikachu

@froggtongue

It's probably in one of the parables, maybe in psalms lol

froggtongue · M

@Pikachu go ahead and look there. I'll place my bet on the apocrypha or one of the holy books which didn't make it in today's bible.