Ok Creationists, I'm about to prove to you that you believe in evolution even if you don't realize that you do:
[b]Answer Yes or No to the following questions.[/b]
[b]1.[/b] [i]Do you believe that all organisms are born with inherent variations which occur through such processes as mutation and recombination?[/i]
[b]2.[/b] [i]Do you believe that the effects of those variations can be either harmful, neutral or beneficial to their host?[/i]
[b]3.[/b] [i]Do you believe that there exists a limited amount of resources in any given environment[/i]?
[b]4.[/b] [i]Do you believe that organisms must compete with each other for resources? [/i] [b]5.[/b] [i]Do you believe that males and females choose each other based on physical or behavioral characteristics?[/i]
[b]6.[/b] [i]Do you believe that this process of competition for resources can lead to the fixation of particular variations within a population?[/i]
[b]7.[/b] [i]Do you believe that the fixation and accumulation of variations in separate populations that share ancestry can lead to the population becoming unable to breed with each other?[/i]
[b]If you answered 'No' to any of those questions then you're denying directly observed, experimental science of the kind even professional Creationists champion. If you answered 'Yes' to those questions then surprise: [i]you believe in evolution![/i][/b]
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Okay guys. I'm actually thinking about this now and not just screwing around. At least as much. What if all that hoopla at the beginning of the Bible about the heavens and the Earth and all the animals and whatnot was actually just God taking credit for what his primordial ooze did? I mean the Bible didn't actually say the Earth was only 25,000 years old. That's just how old the garden of Eden was.
@Dainbramadge Well yeah. If there's any truth to Genesis at all then it's an artistic interpretation of how god created because if he did create life then he did it using evolution as the mechanism.
@Pikachu God was an alien. There I said it. If you have ever read the Old testament, not trying to sound like the source of all biblical knowledge, there is some whack stuff going on in it. The Tower of Babel. They could see something that they were building the tower to get to and almost made it. The story of Lott and his wife. The two angels that went into town with, Abraham I think, through a flashbang into the crowd. There's others but I can't think right now.
@Dainbramadge Personally i'm a huge fan of the idea that the gods of antiquity were visiting aliens. Not all powerful or all knowing but so much more advanced than ancient humans that they would have appeared so.
@Pikachu I know right. I read the Old testament part of the new. The new was obviously just propaganda. But the old was wild. There was life outside of the garden of Eden because that's where Kane was banished too. There were giants also. Apparently they lived to be 120 years old and liked to kill things. Nephelum. Or something like that. They were The offspring of angels and women. Dad didn't see anything wrong with it at first. LOL
