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Ok Creationists, I'm about to prove to you that you believe in evolution even if you don't realize that you do:

[b]Answer Yes or No to the following questions.[/b]

[b]1.[/b] [i]Do you believe that all organisms are born with inherent variations which occur through such processes as mutation and recombination?[/i]

[b]2.[/b] [i]Do you believe that the effects of those variations can be either harmful, neutral or beneficial to their host?[/i]

[b]3.[/b] [i]Do you believe that there exists a limited amount of resources in any given environment[/i]?

[b]4.[/b] [i]Do you believe that organisms must compete with each other for resources?
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[b]5.[/b] [i]Do you believe that males and females choose each other based on physical or behavioral characteristics?[/i]

[b]6.[/b] [i]Do you believe that this process of competition for resources can lead to the fixation of particular variations within a population?[/i]

[b]7.[/b] [i]Do you believe that the fixation and accumulation of variations in separate populations that share ancestry can lead to the population becoming unable to breed with each other?[/i]

[b]If you answered 'No' to any of those questions then you're denying directly observed, experimental science of the kind even professional Creationists champion.
If you answered 'Yes' to those questions then surprise: [i]you believe in evolution![/i][/b]
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
Wait a minute. God created the heavens and the Earth right?
So then God went on in created all this other stuff like birds duck-billed platypuses and man.
What if God actually created the primordial ooze?
Then that would mean God created all that stuff from creating one item. And that evolution began because he created that one item
Just a thought that flew through my ears
@Sharon

Yes it's definitely a god of the gaps situation.
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Pikachu what about Old Navy? The god of Old Navy could have had something to do with it as well.
@Dainbramadge

lol nice one
redredred · M
Best of luck but to try using logic to dissuade people who effectively believe in magic is a fools errand.
@redredred I suspect the cognitive dissonance caused by this logical conundrum is party responsible for the silence of creationists in this thread.
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
Okay guys. I'm actually thinking about this now and not just screwing around. At least as much.
What if all that hoopla at the beginning of the Bible about the heavens and the Earth and all the animals and whatnot was actually just God taking credit for what his primordial ooze did?
I mean the Bible didn't actually say the Earth was only 25,000 years old. That's just how old the garden of Eden was.
@Dainbramadge Personally i'm a huge fan of the idea that the gods of antiquity were visiting aliens. Not all powerful or all knowing but so much more advanced than ancient humans that they would have appeared so.
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
@Pikachu I know right. I read the Old testament part of the new. The new was obviously just propaganda. But the old was wild.
There was life outside of the garden of Eden because that's where Kane was banished too.
There were giants also. Apparently they lived to be 120 years old and liked to kill things. Nephelum. Or something like that. They were The offspring of angels and women. Dad didn't see anything wrong with it at first. LOL
@Dainbramadge

Yeah the Nephilim are cool. Aliens impregnating human women and making the heroes of old!
I think the problem that the creationist encounters here is one of consistency and logic. One cannot reasonably accept these facts and then reject evolution.
Dainbramadge · 56-60, M
Isn't that cool how God made that happen?
@Dainbramadge

lol yes. Good job, god
@SW-User I want you to check this post out and then i want to ask you a follow up question.

 
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